Transcript of the Week

Funny Picture (Flying lesson)

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Movie of the Week (Ninja Assassin)

NINJA ASSASSIN
Release Date: November 25, 2009

Plot Summary: Raizo (Rain) is one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Taken from the streets as a child, he was transformed into a trained killer by the Ozunu Clan, a secret society whose very existence is considered a myth. But haunted by the merciless execution of his friend by the Clan, Raizo breaks free from them...and vanishes. Now he waits, preparing to exact his revenge. In Berlin, Europol agent Mika Coretti (Naomie Harris) has stumbled upon a money trail linking several political murders to an underground network of untraceable assassins from the Far East. Defying the orders of her superior, Ryan Maslow (Ben Miles), Mika digs into top secret agency files to learn the truth behind the murders. Her investigation makes her a target, and the Ozunu Clan sends a team of killers, led by the lethal Takeshi (Rick Yune), to silence her forever. Raizo saves Mika from her attackers, but he knows that the Clan will not rest until they are both eliminated. Now, entangled in a deadly game of cat and mouse through the streets of Europe, Raizo and Mika must trust one another if they hope to survive...and finally bring down the elusive Ozunu Clan.

TRANSCRIPT & TRAILER (soon)

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Listening Activity - Be a Ho (funny)

SOME WORDS HAVE BEEN DELIBERATELY MODIFIED
CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONES?
FIND THE 10 MISTAKES AND CORRECT THEM IN A COMMENT.

Hello! Are you a male high school dropout
between the ages of 16 and 26?
Are you tired of doors being slammed in your
face when you apply for a job?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with
anything do?
Well...
You'll never need to get up amen
because in six short weeks
I can train you to be a hot paying ho.
That's right!
It's non fact that a good ho
can make up to $1500 dollars a week
Just think $1500 dollars a week without even leaving
the comforts of your all bedroom
sounds too good to be truth?
just see it from my new book entitled
'I wanna be a ho'
In six short weeks you if you're not can
you can make big money as a ho working for me
just send the book back for a full refund

it's as simple as that

well you get to meet new people, travel,
have nice clothes, make money and have
lots and a lot of sex...
what more can a woman ask for?



be somebody, be a ho...

Found the mistakes?

Answers

Vocabulary
HO = Whore, prostitute.

see you,

HDC

How do you say...? Por/Eng

Algumas expressões pra galera Brasileira:

* Quando um não quer, dois não brigam
- It takes two to make a fight

* Quem nao arrisca nao petisca
- Nothing ventured, nothing gained

* Quem ri por último ri melhor
- He who laughs last, laughs best

* Tal pai, tal filho
- Like father, like son

* Um erro nao conserta o outro
- Two wrongs don't make a right

* Uma mão lava a outra
- You scratch my back, I scratch yours

That's all folks!

See you.

HDC

Funny Video - Peanuts!

WARNING - peanuts may cause hallucinations!!!


HDC

Joke of The Week - A Lawyer in the space

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one catch - he couldn’t return to Earth.

The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “One million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.”

The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million. “I want to give a million to my family,” he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”

The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”

“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.

The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll give you $1 million, I’ll keep $1 million, and we’ll send the engineer.”

HDC